The R-Patz Factz

An ideal Christmas gift, a new Ebook featuring a list of factz (like facts, only fictional) about the actor Robert Pattinson is being released through Smashwords on the 18th of October. It's going to be splendid.

Online PR News – 08-October-2012 – Edinburgh/Scotland – Robert Pattinson is this generation's Where's Wally? Sure, it's fun trying to spot him in crowds, but do any of us know what he's like as a person?

On Thursday the 18th of October 2012, we finally find out.

The R-Patz Factz is a collection of nuanced and revealing details pertaining to Robert Pattinson. The fact that none of them are true is but a trifling inconveniance.

If you have an annoyingly small amount of spare time - you're waiting for a bus or something, I don't know, we've never met - and it isn't long enough to read a chapter, fear not. The R-Patz Factz are quite short, individually. Also there are pictures to look at. Thought-provoking, multi-layered pictures. Truly, this book is a gift even unto the illiterate.

So if you've got $3.19 spare why not buy one from Smashwords? It works out at around £2. You've got £2, probably. Or you could use the code KN68C for a half-price discount during first week of sale.

Why not give your money to us? We're hungry and our biscuits have gone all weird.

Andrew Blair & Daniel Lilley