Jesus Returns After 2000 Year Hiatus To Inform His Followers of

Jesus Christ returns to Earth and unveils his plan to use to find the perfect wine club membership to give God this Father's Day. Jesus's video testimonial is the first sighting of Jesus in over 2000 years and is being celebrated across the globe.

Online PR News – 11-June-2012 – Portland, OR – In a surprising turn of events, Jesus Christ has returned to Earth and has announced that he plans on giving a wine club membership to God for Father's Day. Frustrated with the number of wine club choices online, Jesus turned to the Wine Club Directory at to help narrow down his choice.

"Father's Day is coming up and I was having the hardest time figuring out what to give our holy father when it hit me....WINE!" said Jesus in his recent video. "God loves wine, white wine, sweet wine, California wine, you name it, he loves it. So, what better gift to give this Father's Day than a wine club membership." The video of Jesus can be seen at

"I was as surprised as everyone else that Jesus announced he would be using to find the perfect wine club for God this Father's Day" said Brendan, owner of the Wine Club Directory. "I work long and hard every day to ensure our wine club reviews are up to date, but knowing that God will be the recipient of a wine club we recommend sure has put a lot of pressure on me and my family."

Jesus appeared unaware of the potential damage that could come upon the if God is dissatisfied with the wine club he receives. Instead, the video shows him excited and extremely satisfied with his wine club choice. "If they can help me, Jesus, find the perfect wine club for God, then I know they'll be able to help you find the right wine club for your Dad. Give a wine club to your Dad this Father's Day, he'll love it." said Jesus.

While the number of potential Father's Day gifts is long, none are more celebrated and enjoyed than a wine club membership in which several bottles of wine are delivered every month for an entire year. With Father's Day quickly approaching on Sunday, June 17th, now is the time to secure a wine club membership before they sell out.

The Wine Club Directory is a family run website that has been reviewing wine clubs since 2000. Run by a wine loving family with over 30 years of wine club receiving experience, the Wine Club Directory aims to help as many wine club shoppers as possible by explaining the good, the bad and the ugly of every wine club they try. Learn more at