With each passing day the prickly pear margaritaâ€™s popularity grows, leading to more peeling and more needles deaths. At the current Mixologist mortality and injury rate the world may be out of barte
Online PR News – 10-June-2011 – – Everyday Bartenders, Mixologists and Bar Chefs are being brutally killed or injured peeling prickly pears to infuse tequila for mixing proper prickly pear margaritas. With each passing day the prickly pear margaritaâ€™s popularity grows, leading to more peeling and more needles deaths. At the current Mixologist mortality and injury rate the world may be out of bartenders by the year 2013.
Voodoo Tiki Tequila declares, â€śNo Moreâ€ť and launches M.A.P.P.P â€“ â€śMixologists Against Peeling Prickly Pears.â€ť
Known as, â€śThe Tequila with the Tiki in Every bottleâ€ť Voodoo Tiki, the ultra premium boutique tequila now offers Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose - The Worldâ€™s First and Only Prickly Pear Infused Tequila. Itâ€™s 100% blue agave, all natural, and it saves lives! Now for just 80 cents a day â€“ less than the price of a cup of coffee â€“ restaurants and bars can save a Mixologists life from the prickly wrath of those delicious sons of bitches.
To get around the dangers (as well as the workload and costs) of the infusion process, some proprietors use prickly pear juice, or sugar laden syrups. These thick liquids weigh down the cocktail leaving disappointed consumers â€śloaded and bloatedâ€ť with thick, sugary â€śPseudo Pearâ€ť Margaritas. And while some proprietors attempted to save time, others tried to save money by infusing cheap tequilas in the hopes the delicious and sweet Prickly Pear could hide the hideous burn of lousy tequila. Itâ€™s a terrible tequila tragedy â€“ Agave Genocide! And itâ€™s happening at this very moment.
Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Tequila is the death knell for subpar Prickly Pear Margaritas. Mixologists and lovers of prickly pear margaritas rejoice. Long live Mixologists, and the prickly pear margarita.
As for the sweet, delicious, murderous pears themselves, listen up cactus pears, live in fear. Your reign is over. Weâ€™re coming for you. You can run, but you canâ€™t hide. Youâ€™ve seen the movie â€śTaken?â€ť Yep itâ€™s like that.
Asked how the company could possibly peel all those prickly pears without employee injury? â€śHabachi Chefsâ€ť, answered Voodoo Tiki V.P. of Southeast Business Development Michael Cuevas. â€ś We noticed how those guys took no crap from shrimp while eating combination dinners one night at Bennihana and hired them on the spot.â€ť
To Join M.A.P.P.P. become part of the Voodoo Tiki tribe at www.VoodooTiki.com/jointhetribe.
About Voodoo Tiki Tequila:
About Voodoo Tiki Tequila Voodoo Tiki offers ultra-premium traditional & infused tequilas made from 100% Blue Agave sold exclusively in select restaurant, bar, nightclub and off premise locations through the companyâ€™s â€śSelect Retailerâ€ť program. Retailers that would like to carry Voodoo Tiki Tequilas should call 1-Voodoo-Tiki (1-866-366-8454). Direct Press inquiries to Press@VoodooTiki.com.